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Nigerian Scam Replys


Did you ever get one of those “too good to be true” emails promising you millions of dollars if you’ll help transfer some overseas money to the U.S.? 

I answer them in my spare time.  Have a free look at responses from Big Dawg, Herbert Humper, The Big Dick, and a few other characters from the depth of my imagination.

WARNING!  ADULT LANGUAGE AND CONTENT

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Nigerian Scam Response 1Big Dawg and Little Bitch.pdf

Nigerian Scam Response 2 The Big Dick. pdf

Nigerian Scam Response 3Herbert Humper's Cow Farts Enterprise.pdf

 

Other Busted Scams: 

Global Warming Hysteria:  The people who bring you the news of the day about nonexistent wiretaps and hypothetical invasions of privacy disguised as actual events are the same ones reporting on the “scientific evidence” that man is slowly turning Earth into the planet Venus.  Unfortunately for the NRDC, Al Gore, and other radical environmentalists, since man didn’t cause global warming, man can’t cure it.

An even more Inconvenient Truth: The Myth of Man-Made Global Warming*
By Phillip Ellis Jackson - July 31, 2006

From http://www.intellectualconservative.com/


Rationalizations of the Left:  The moral relativism of the Left can take us to some pretty strange places where Right and Wrong lose all meaning.  Except, that is, when it comes to condemning George W. Bush and other Evil Republicans while giving a pass to terrorism and abortion.

What kind of car would Jesus drive to take his girlfriend to an abortion clinic?
By Phillip Ellis Jackson
By Phillip Ellis Jackson - July 31, 2006
From: http://www.intellectualconservative.com/